my name is
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so none of you twig b!tchachos say it behind my back
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seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

4 weeks ago on May 19th | J | 62,596 notes
Tagged as: #pokémon 
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1 month ago on May 17th | J | 14,758 notes
Tagged as: #totoro 
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py-bun:

been listening to Ode to the bouncer lately 

py-bun:

been listening to Ode to the bouncer lately 

1 month ago on May 13th | J | 4,054 notes
Tagged as: #studio killers 

christian & glasses.

1 month ago on May 13th | J | 612 notes
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Tagged as: #christian 

glaring-soul:

Kaonashi

1 month ago on May 13th | J | 58 notes
Tagged as: #anime #Kaonashi 

roachpatrol:

unrealaorist:

dwarf japanese flying squirrels

NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THESE EXIST. 

1 month ago on May 13th | J | 276,417 notes
Tagged as: #omg yes 

lastofthetimeladies:

colinfirth:

buttpower:

you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four

#friendship has no place at the uno table

#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played

1 month ago on May 13th | J | 92,579 notes

phanlionosaur:

My Heroes and Their Inspirational Quotes- Phil Lester

1 month ago on May 4th | J | 5,056 notes
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Tagged as: #adventure time 
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wonderfloniumandfezzes:

LOOK SUPERNATURALISTS, I WROTE YOU A SONG

Shut Up, Sam
A Denial Song

I’m saving people, hunting things
I like my gig, though it sometimes brings
some complications, but Sammy, I swear
that romance isn’t on that list
why do you insist that I insist,
for the thousandth time, there’s nothing there?

Sam, I don’t like Cas
I mean, I know he’s got a really great—
I mean no, he’s just a friend,
we work together, for God’s sake!
And yeah, he pulled me out of hell,
but he did that for you, as well.
Your point’s invalid and nothing’s gonna make
me say something that’s not true.

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

Okay, he always comes for me but—
Hey! Not like that, you pervy freak
God, Sam, what the hell is your problem?
I thought you were the mature one here.
And honestly, we’re only friends
It’s totally normal that he spends
so much time with me, anyone can see,
one look at us and it’s very clear that

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

And yeah, okay, I kept the coat
But that’s no reason for you to gloat
That wasn’t weird and anybody else would do the same.
We only stand so close together
Cause Cas doesn’t know any better
He doesn’t understand personal space and I’m not to blame.

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

I don’t know where you’re getting this, I—
No, dude, we’ve never kissed!
We look at each other all the time?
What, is eye contact now a crime?
Sam, just cut it out, goddamn
Why can’t you just understand that

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

EDIT: Here’s a link to an mp3. You can download it by right-clicking —> save as.

1 month ago on May 4th | J | 33,139 notes
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itsbetterthananal:

my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me

1 month ago on May 4th | J | 104,911 notes